Knutt a good idea

you Goretard idiots!

"Frank Albrecht, an animal rights campaigner, had started the debate in the mass-circulation Bild newspaper by declaring the zoo was violating animal protection legislation by keeping him alive."

What an asshatt! Clearly he has no idea that polar bears are pretty solitary critters in the wild. What I would like is to but a grown up Knut and Mr Albrecht in a cage for a day... maybe the esteemed Mr Albrecht will be willing to sacrifice himself to help the bear survive and teach him the finer points of hunting in the process.

Did these tech guys never watch Terminator?

"The British military is set to take one of its most significant steps into the digital age with the launch of the first Skynet 5 satellite."

This is serious folks! The end is nigh! What with Korea debating robot rights and now this! Thank goodness Arnie is Governor of California... now if only he could become president then he can fight this evil danger posed by Skynet.

"Every piece of satellite bandwidth is valuable and the military is always hungry for more
Bill Sweetman, Jane's Information Group"

Note the word "hungry"! or am I just paranoid here?

Don't let the Mooselimbs hear this...

about the chopper downing suicidal moose or else they will be abducting them to use against Blackhawks in Iraq!

So next time you see an Alces alces... run!

Please be aware that the Alaskan moose has a special scientific name, which is Alces alces gigas. Gigas like in Mega Big Giant leave me the hell alone Sized!

The Jet Man arrives!

What a rush that must have been

This is on my to do list!
"Jet-Man" Yves Rossy (from Switzerland) is the first man ever to be able to fly following Icarus dream, with true wings and a jet-pack.

What will they wrestle next?

Croc's and now sharks! Phillip Kerkhof from Louth Bay on South Australia's Eyre Peninsula is the talk of the town, after wrestling the bronze whaler shark up onto a jetty but he had better beware... in Afrikaans and Dutch his surname means Cemetary!

sharky found at Rob Hughes flickr site.

I have fun living like a bird...

but almost freezing to death was not part of the plan! Champion German paraglider Ewa Wisnierska said Friday she did not believe she would survive when she was lifted higher than Mount Everest by a thunderstorm in eastern Australia. Glad you made it Ewa! That must have been the most Megalicious paraglide ever!

Looking at her photo one would not think she was a paraglider pilot, let alone a World Champion!

Notice to future Hijackers...

you will get kicked in the nuts and get boiling water thrown in your face if you mess with the passengers, after 911 no passenger is going to meekly do as you wish retard!

"When the pilot landed he deliberately braked very hard. The man fell to the ground and was jumped on by passengers. He fired two bullets but there are no serious injuries," the Mauritanian source told Reuters.

Way to go crew and passengers!

Update:
They wanted to cook him as wel! Hell! I would have boiled his head in oil!