Monday, March 26, 2007

Friday, March 23, 2007

Death by Cricket! Eish!

I was looking at Cricket injuries and the last one stuck me as being rather relevant what with the Bob Woolmer murder investigation. Cricket can get downright megalicously deadly!

"In extremely rare cases death can result from being struck by a cricketball on the chest. The phenomenon, called commotion cordis, causes the heart to stop beating."
Condolences to his family and the cricketing fraternity for the loss of a great coach and cricketer.
By the way, don't try using this title for a book, it has already been used albeit unpublished. The astronomer Sir Fred Hoyle(1915-2001) wrote a book with the title "Death by Cricket", it is in the St John's College Library, Cambridge University.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Knutt a good idea

you Goretard idiots!
"Frank Albrecht, an animal rights campaigner, had started the debate in the mass-circulation Bild newspaper by declaring the zoo was violating animal protection legislation by keeping him alive."
What an asshatt! Clearly he has no idea that polar bears are pretty solitary critters in the wild. What I would like is to but a grown up Knut and Mr Albrecht in a cage for a day... maybe the esteemed Mr Albrecht will be willing to sacrifice himself to help the bear survive and teach him the finer points of hunting in the process.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Did these tech guys never watch Terminator?

"The British military is set to take one of its most significant steps into the digital age with the launch of the first Skynet 5 satellite."

This is serious folks! The end is nigh! What with Korea debating robot rights and now this! Thank goodness Arnie is Governor of California... now if only he could become president then he can fight this evil danger posed by Skynet.
"Every piece of satellite bandwidth is valuable and the military is always hungry for more
Bill Sweetman, Jane's Information Group"
Note the word "hungry"! or am I just paranoid here?

Friday, March 9, 2007

Don't let the Mooselimbs hear this...

about the chopper downing suicidal moose or else they will be abducting them to use against Blackhawks in Iraq!
So next time you see an Alces alces... run!
Please be aware that the Alaskan moose has a special scientific name, which is Alces alces gigas. Gigas like in Mega Big Giant leave me the hell alone Sized!