Megalicious Mayhem

One crazy nation

2011-05-24T15:22:00.005+02:00

these Icelanders!

Gunnar Gunnarsson
check out the other videos too...

Then we also have Heli Skiing!

I suppose being on the Island with it's features does make one more adventurous than normal and having Viking dna does not help either...

I vill be bak...

2010-04-02T12:15:00.000+02:00

Some of the best from Arnie!

Who voted for him?

2010-04-01T11:56:00.000+02:00

This is unbelievable... Guam will capsize!

Monster madness!

2009-11-30T19:36:00.001+02:00

Awesome! Mad Ozzie! On a monster off road Harley!

Another higest, longest, fastest

2008-11-27T19:51:00.001+02:00

we now have the best of both...

It's raining

2008-11-06T20:44:00.003+02:00

Yeah right... Like it is still raining houses in South Africa!
Sorry America but this is what happens when dumb and dumberer get up and vote...

PG18! How to work with customers

2008-08-12T12:40:00.003+02:00

Having been there and done that I found this hilarious. There were many times I wished I could give a customer a piece of my mind. Be warned... not for sensitive viewers!

Dealing with annoying customers - The De Niro way

Must be the curry

2008-08-10T19:35:00.000+02:00

What can I say...

The closest thing to landing on a carrier...

2008-07-25T22:09:00.001+02:00

This is Megaliciously tricky! 400 odd metres of runway!

Gear up, time time ride!

2008-06-22T14:00:00.001+02:00

If you do not want to Gear up and take a bike ride after this then you have no sense of adventure...

Dumb and Dumberer

2008-06-03T20:38:00.002+02:00

Bwahhahahahaha...

Popcorn

2008-05-24T10:37:00.001+02:00

Very cool... what I liked is that he does this in a appropriate location.

Megalicious Magnesium

2008-05-16T19:18:00.003+02:00

This is megaliously funny, fortunately no injuries except pride and missing hair! Thanks for making my stomach ache with laughter Og!

More wicked wheelies

2008-04-08T19:41:00.000+02:00

This is awesome...

Poor Daantjie...

2008-02-23T01:46:00.003+02:00

What was he thinking would happen...

Taxi deterrent

2007-12-06T20:06:00.000+02:00

Now next time Sipho cuts me off in that HiLux he may get a dose of this baby...

You need big ones in crosswinds

2007-11-10T18:27:00.000+02:00

Now we know why test pilots get paid so much... and the lateral forces on the landing gear must be awesome!

This is so awsomely stupid!

2007-08-09T15:23:00.000+02:00

Hope this link stays put...

Top Gun tunnel aviator!

2007-08-05T00:24:00.000+02:00

This is Megalicious flying, what will they do next?

I want one...

2007-07-26T22:07:00.000+02:00

Ubercool!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2007-07-25T21:37:00.000+02:00

Thanks Kees! Another thing to put om my To Do list.
"Do the Horizontal Bungee"

Iron Men on Iron mountain

2007-06-13T09:44:00.000+02:00

This is the most meglicous dirtbike event on earth!

The toughest motorcycle Offroad race winner crowned:

The perfect sensation - privateer rider Teddy Blazusiak (POL) wins the Red Bull Hare Scramble 2007 for KTM!10.06.2007. What made it amazing was that he won a wild card place in the start and decided to ride using a borrowed bike!

This was the line up for the start after 2 days of eliminating events! That must have been Megalicious Mayhem when they pulled away! I would really like to attend one day. Not as competitor mind you, my old bones would never make it! but I see the beer tent was a popular place as well.

Radical Mobility...

2007-06-06T20:05:00.000+02:00

on some wicked wheels.

These guys are doing outstanding work and making the life of the spinally disabled so much richer, I can think of no greater job satisfaction than seeing the smile on the faces of their customers. Go Martin Brown of Radical Mobility!

By the way he designed the company website using his mouth! That shows Megalicous determination.

Buffalo 5 Lions 1 Crocs 0, WWE Smackdown Kruger style.

2007-05-25T22:21:00.000+02:00

This is Megalicious Buffalo Mayhem... they are not called one of the Big Five for nothing...
I scored the Lions one point for a good chase and splash... after that it goes south for them. The Crocs came in for a nip but got nothing out of the fray although one of the lions almost ended up in the drink and may well have become dinner. The Buffalo should also get more points for style, especially the throws, but that would hurt the pride's feelings too much...

The Hub of Doom

2007-05-22T15:40:00.000+02:00

Or how to freak out your boss and co-workers!

Now this is a neat toy/usb hub... maybe it can get me a raise...
"Boss! Gimme da raise or I pooosh da butooon!"
One way to get rid of surplus missile technology...

Honda powered barstool...

2007-04-20T22:36:00.000+02:00

to go with your Jet powered beer cooler!

Another Megalicously crafted peice of engineering fun!
It was up for sale on EBay and seems like it was actually bought... maybe Jay Leno added it to his collection of Wicked Wheels! I bet it would look grand beside the Y2K!
Pic from Jay's article...
Ht.The Knee Slider

The World's First Surfing Mice - The Radical Rodents

2007-03-26T10:39:00.000+02:00

Justin you rock! I love the soundtrack as well!

Death by Cricket! Eish!

2007-03-23T20:32:00.000+02:00

I was looking at Cricket injuries and the last one stuck me as being rather relevant what with the Bob Woolmer murder investigation. Cricket can get downright megalicously deadly!

"In extremely rare cases death can result from being struck by a cricketball on the chest. The phenomenon, called commotion cordis, causes the heart to stop beating."
Condolences to his family and the cricketing fraternity for the loss of a great coach and cricketer.
By the way, don't try using this title for a book, it has already been used albeit unpublished. The astronomer Sir Fred Hoyle(1915-2001) wrote a book with the title "Death by Cricket", it is in the St John's College Library, Cambridge University.

Knutt a good idea

2007-03-21T12:39:00.000+02:00

you Goretard idiots!

"Frank Albrecht, an animal rights campaigner, had started the debate in the mass-circulation Bild newspaper by declaring the zoo was violating animal protection legislation by keeping him alive."

What an asshatt! Clearly he has no idea that polar bears are pretty solitary critters in the wild. What I would like is to but a grown up Knut and Mr Albrecht in a cage for a day... maybe the esteemed Mr Albrecht will be willing to sacrifice himself to help the bear survive and teach him the finer points of hunting in the process.

Did these tech guys never watch Terminator?

2007-03-10T11:12:00.000+02:00

"The British military is set to take one of its most significant steps into the digital age with the launch of the first Skynet 5 satellite."

This is serious folks! The end is nigh! What with Korea debating robot rights and now this! Thank goodness Arnie is Governor of California... now if only he could become president then he can fight this evil danger posed by Skynet.

"Every piece of satellite bandwidth is valuable and the military is always hungry for more
Bill Sweetman, Jane's Information Group"

Note the word "hungry"! or am I just paranoid here?

Don't let the Mooselimbs hear this...

2007-03-09T20:46:00.000+02:00

about the chopper downing suicidal moose or else they will be abducting them to use against Blackhawks in Iraq!

So next time you see an Alces alces... run!

Please be aware that the Alaskan moose has a special scientific name, which is Alces alces gigas. Gigas like in Mega Big Giant leave me the hell alone Sized!

The Jet Man arrives!

2007-02-27T00:14:00.000+02:00

What a rush that must have been

This is on my to do list!
"Jet-Man" Yves Rossy (from Switzerland) is the first man ever to be able to fly following Icarus dream, with true wings and a jet-pack.

What will they wrestle next?

2007-02-18T18:03:00.000+02:00

Croc's and now sharks! Phillip Kerkhof from Louth Bay on South Australia's Eyre Peninsula is the talk of the town, after wrestling the bronze whaler shark up onto a jetty but he had better beware... in Afrikaans and Dutch his surname means Cemetary!

sharky found at Rob Hughes flickr site.

I have fun living like a bird...

2007-02-17T21:21:00.000+02:00

but almost freezing to death was not part of the plan! Champion German paraglider Ewa Wisnierska said Friday she did not believe she would survive when she was lifted higher than Mount Everest by a thunderstorm in eastern Australia. Glad you made it Ewa! That must have been the most Megalicious paraglide ever!

Looking at her photo one would not think she was a paraglider pilot, let alone a World Champion!

Notice to future Hijackers...

2007-02-16T15:27:00.000+02:00

you will get kicked in the nuts and get boiling water thrown in your face if you mess with the passengers, after 911 no passenger is going to meekly do as you wish retard!

"When the pilot landed he deliberately braked very hard. The man fell to the ground and was jumped on by passengers. He fired two bullets but there are no serious injuries," the Mauritanian source told Reuters.

Way to go crew and passengers!

Update:
They wanted to cook him as wel! Hell! I would have boiled his head in oil!

The Jet powered Beer Cooler

2007-01-23T22:24:00.000+02:00

"And here is the final result after running the engine for about 5 minutes. The engine itself will run at up to 100000 rpm with exhaust temperatures of around 500 C and noise levels in excess of 125 dBA. The beer is successfully chilled to a nice cool 2 C."
Neat solution to a pressing problem...

New bike? errrrr

2007-01-21T12:07:00.000+02:00

Somone is gonna get fired... if he survives...

"A man and woman are in a critical condition after crashing a prototype Honda motorbike due to be launched in South Africa.
The 29-year-old man and his 34-year-old girlfriend crashed the brand-new Honda CBR 600 2007 model along the Ben Schoeman Highway on Friday night, said ER24 spokesperson Werner Vermaak on Saturday."

The bane of wolves...

2007-01-20T11:21:00.000+02:00

Shamelessly stolen from Attilathehun...

Once there were three little pigs who lived together in mutual respect and in harmony with their environment. Using materials that were indigenous to the area, they each built a beautiful house. One pig built a house of straw, one a house of sticks, and one a house of dung, clay, and creeper vines shaped into bricks and baked in a small kiln.
When they were finished, the pigs were satisfied with their work and settled back to live in peace and self-determination.
But their idyll was soon shattered. One day, along came a big bad wolf with expansionist ideas. He saw the pigs and grew very hungry, in both a physical and an ideological sense.
When the pigs saw the wolf, they ran into the house of straw. The wolf ran up to the house and banged on the door, shouting, “Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!” The pigs shouted back, “Your gunboat tactics hold no fear for pigs defending their homes and culture.”
But the wolf was not to be denied what he thought was his manifest destiny. So he huffed and puffed and blew down the house of straw. The frightened pigs ran to the house of sticks, with the wolf in hot pursuit. Where the house of straw had stood, other wolves bought up the land and started a banana plantation.
At the house of sticks, the wolf again banged on the door and shouted, “Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!” The pigs shouted back, “Go to hell, you carnivorous, imperialistic oppressor!”
At this, the wolf chuckled condescendingly. He thought to himself : “They are so childlike in their ways. It will be a shame to see them go, but progress cannot be stopped.”
So the wolf huffed and puffed and blew down the house of sticks. The pigs ran to the house of bricks, with the wolf close at their heels. Where the house of sticks had stood, other wolves built a time-share condo resort complex for vacationing wolves, with each unit a fibreglass reconstruction of the house of sticks, as well as native curio shops, snorkeling, and dolphin shows.
At the house of bricks, the wolf again banged on the door and shouted , “Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!”
This time in response, the pigs sang songs of solidarity and wrote letters of protest to the United Nations.
By now the wolf was getting angry at the pigs’ refusal to see the situation from the carnivore’s point of view. So he huffed and puffed, and huffed and puffed, he grabbed his chest and fell over dead from a massive heart attack brought on from eating too many fatty foods.
The three little pigs rejoiced that justice had triumphed and did a little dance around the corpse of the wolf. Their next step was to liberate their homeland. They gathered together a band of other pigs who had been forced off their lands. This new brigade of porcinistas attacked the resort complex with machine guns and rocket launchers and slaughtered the cruel wolf oppressors, sending a clear signal to the rest of the hemisphere not to meddle in their internal affairs. Then the pigs set up a model socialist democracy with free education, universal health care, and affordable housing for everyone.

A Force to be reckoned with

2007-01-19T21:10:00.000+02:00

I have yet to come across a lady competitor in motorsport that is not a stunner... adrenaline must be good for the complexion. Ashley is a top contender in her class "Currently the standout driver of the 275 mile per hour Castrol dragster, a purpose-built hybrid in which she is contesting the 2006 NHRA Top Alcohol championship, she is poised to move up in classification at the wheel of a 7,000 horsepower drag racing Funny Car in which she already has tested at 315 mph."
Now that is Megalicious Mayhem!
By the way... there are two more mesdames Force who don a helmet and put the Pedal to the Metal!

Brittney and

Courtney... the younger sisters.
Let the Force be with you. There is another older sister named Adria who is the CFO of John Force Racing, Inc. Another remarkable racing family.

Eat lead Mo...

2007-01-17T00:14:00.000+02:00

For all of us that hate Mo The Vodacom Meercat...

Remove Child Before Folding

2007-01-07T11:32:00.000+02:00

Some stuff just makes itself up with no aid from any scriptwriter or other sources, this just proves the point that as more humans are added to the earth the less intelligent we become.Duh? Self evident I would say?
I think this book could keep any sane semi sentient being in stitches for at least a week;
“The personal injury lawyers who file the frivolous lawsuits that make outrageously obvious warning labels necessary may not be pleased that we reveal some of their secrets, but America deserves to know how the ‘sue first, ask questions later’ mentality is changing our culture and piling costs on consumers. The book will leave readers wondering whether to laugh or cry.”
I think we need one that says:
"Warning, the use of the legal system may lead to extreme irrationality or other mental aberration as well as severe apoplexy"

Getting the Goat

2007-01-02T23:35:00.000+02:00

The whole goat would have burned down if it wasn’t for the flame retardant chemicals.

Score 22 arsonists - 18 Goat builders;
History
In 1966 the goat made it till New Year's eve!
In 1967 the goat was left unmolested.
In 1968 the goat was again left unmolested.
In 1969 the goat was burned on New Year's Eve.
In 1970 the first goat burned six hours after it was erected. Two heavily intoxicated youths were tied to the crime. With contributions from several donors, the goat was rebuilt, this time of reeds.
In 1971 the local merchants who had previously built the goat abandoned the project, tired of seeing it burn each year. The science association at the Vasaskolan upper secondary school took over. Their little goat was broken to pieces.
In 1972 the goat collapsed due to sabotage.

In 1973 the goat's fate is unknown.
In 1974 the goat burned down.
In 1975 the goat's fate is unknown.
In 1976 a car crashed into the goat.

In 1977 the goat's fate is unknown.
In 1978 the goat was broken to pieces again.
In 1979 the goat was burned before it was even put together. A new one was built and treated with fire-proofing, but was later sabotaged and broken to pieces.
In 1980 the goat burned down on Christmas Eve.
In 1981 the goat was spared.
In 1982 the goat burned down on St. Lucia Day, 13 December.
In 1983 the goat's legs were broken off.
In 1984 the goat burned down on St. Lucia Eve.
In 1985 the 12.5-metre high goat first made the Guinness Book of World Records. Burned down in January.
In 1986 the local merchants took over building the goat again. From this date on, two goats are built each year, one by the merchants and one by Vasaskolan. The big goat was burned down the night before Christmas Eve.
In 1987 the goat was carefully treated with fire-proofing. It still burned down the week before Christmas.
In 1988 the goat was spared. Its survival was now included on British betting lists.
In 1989 the goat burned down before it was even built. A public collection was taken up and a new goat was built, which burned down in January.

In March 1990 another goat was built for the premiere of the film "Black Jack".
In 1990 the goat was spared. Many volunteers guarded it.
In 1991 the goat was accompanied by an advertising sleigh - which turned out to be an unauthorised construction. It burned on Christmas Eve morning. It was rebuilt to be sent to Stockholm in a campaign to stop the closing of the I 14 regiment.
In 1992 the goat burned after eight days. The Vasaskolan goat burned the same night. It was built again, but burned again on 20 December. The starter of all three fires was arrested.
In 1993 the Vasaskolan goat made the Guinness Book of World Records, measuring 16 metres high. It was spared this year.
In 1994 the goat was spared.
In 1995 the goat burned down on Christmas Day morning. It was rebuilt for the town's 550'th anniversary.
In 1996 the goat survived. For the first time it was monitored by a web camera.
In 1997 the goat survived with minimal damage by fireworks.
In 1998 the goat burned on 11 December, despite a snowstorm. It was built again.
In 1999 the goat burned a few hours after being built. A new one was in place for St. Lucia Day.
In 2000 the goat burned a few days before New Year's.
In 2001 the goat burned on 23 December. The starter of the fire, a 51-year-old man from USA, was arrested.
In 2002 the goat survived.
In 2003 the goat burned down two nights before St. Lucia Eve. A new goat was in place about a week later and it survived in one piece.
In 2004 the goat burned down on 21 December, three days before Christmas. The goat was not rebuilt.
In 2005 the goat burned down on 3 December. A new goat was in place on 8 December and managed to survive.
In 2006 the goat Survived, one leg was singed in an unsuccessful attempt.
The goat has been disassembled and hidden in a secret location for rebuilding in December 2007.
Now where did I hide those flamethrowers!

Bwahahahaha... damn that hurts.

2006-12-29T19:40:00.000+02:00

You just can't make stuff up like this! Her website.

Bull in a Vietnamese Wedding!

2006-12-28T14:48:00.000+02:00

I know the China Shop story but semi domesticated wildlife and parties do not mix iether so it seems!

Sao Bun Ann, a police officer who provided security for the ceremony, said the buffalo was shot dead about two kilometres away from the ceremony, which proceeded after an hour-long delay.

Sloppy security I must say but I admire the typical eastern stoicism... the wedding went on!

Trump says "Nuts!" to flag ordinances.

2006-12-26T22:21:00.000+02:00

"The day you need a permit to put up the American flag, that will be a sad day for this country," Trump said in October.
Here is the building in question and it is BIG, so that flag would seem quite fitting! No pics of the violation though... This is what the asshat on the council had to say;
Landmarks Commission Vice Chairman Lee Hanley said the flag outside Trump's Mar-a-Lago Club is a mockery as well as an affront to the town and the American flag, the Palm Beach Post reported Tuesday.
"It looks like we have an Okeechobee car dealer," Hanley said.
The flag in question is the same size as flown at the White House... nuff said! People are burning the US Flag and this man puts up a sizeable one to make a point and some little cretinous official craps in his pants about it, what a dumbass... he must be a leftard!
I sometimes find him a tad brash and pretentious and he combs his hair funny, but it seems there is nothing wrong with his patriotism!

Spread the word

2006-12-24T14:03:00.000+02:00

Someone at Redmond slipped up and did not register the url! Go Firefox!
Neither this site nor Mozilla is connected with Microsoft. :-)

Scooobie doooby dooo and the winner is!

2006-12-23T14:13:00.000+02:00

Subaru Rules!

Is it a car or a bike or a weapon of mass mayhem?

2006-12-22T10:46:00.000+02:00

"Der KTM X-Bow soll "einschlagen wie eine Bombe" The KTM X-Bow (crossbow) should hit like a bomb!
"The KTM X-Bow features a carbon monocoque and has no doors or a roof. With 220 or 300PS motor options this is a rocket on wheels."
It is radical and at a proposed $52,000 it should sell like scud missiles from North Korea... although I am sure the quality will be way better than li'll Kim's junk.
Included in the deal is a set of driving overalls (for the odd feathered dive bomb attack) and helmets... in KTM racing colours natch!
Now that Lotto had better pay or else I am robbing a bank!

Radicalism at it's best... PG18!

2006-12-20T08:53:00.000+02:00

It is not often that one comes across a group playing your thoughts on a subject... So much so this prompted me to create a new blog dedicated to this sort of message.

Ahem, apologies for some of the language but this is the first time that I think it fits the song! Here are some of the lyrics, the rest are on their site as well as downloads for the song, please support em if you can. The leader Rich Ward also explains why they would rather you download, listen and then buy their music. I always knew performers sometimes got ripped off but this is just crimminal, maybe that is why their music is a tad aggro?

Open Season - Stuck Mojo
Music: Ward
Lyrics: Aborn, Nelson
String Arrangement: Eric Frampton

I speak peace when peace is spoken, But I speak war when your hate is provoking, The season is open 24-7-365, Man up yo time to ride, No need to hide behind slogans of deceit, Claiming that you're a religion of peace, We just don't believe you, We can clearly see through, The madness that you're feeding your people, Jihad the cry of your unholy war, Using the willing, the weak and poor, From birth drowning in propaganda, rhetoric and slander, All we can say is damn ya

My forefathers fought and died for this here
I'm stronger than your war of fear
Are we clear?
If you step in my hood
It's understood
It's open season

There should be Open Season on the music middlemen if you ask me.
Update I. Seems like YouTube is trying all sorts of shenannigans to hide this video without outright banning so I have put the url up in the title of the lyrics just in case..
"A change in the way that we, the music fans, get access to and discover new bands and music has been underway for a few years and now it seems like a revolution against the music business itself is finally on the horizon. This is a revolution that sees musicians, not the music industry, controlling the music we create and how our fans get access to it." Rich Ward